Archive | June, 2009

I have been Tagged!!!

18 Jun

Yes yes you heard it right. I have been tagged for the first time ever, and by none other than Preeti Shenoy herself.

When at first I was relatively new to the blog world, I had no idea what being tagged was. (Yeah I know it’s kinda sad…. I’m a slow learner, cant help it 🙂 )

But lately I have been reading a lot and I mean a lot of blogs and I have understood that being tagged is no less than an award. It means people want to know you, people want to read your stuff (however bad you think it is), and most importantly people visit your blog and leave comments hee hee.

And to get tagged by Preeti is such an honour, trust me. I completely adore, and respect and loooooveee her blog….

Thanks a lot Preeti. 🙂

So here goes:

5 things I love about myself:

1. I love the fact that, I can manage to write some good if not great stuff, and that the counter on my blog increases day by day. It’s a real pleasure to know that people agree with you and like what you write.

 2. I love it that I get excited at the smallest pretext of any new thing to do. Be it going on a picnic, or buying a new pair of jeans, anything. My friends tell me that I’m just a 12 year old (or maybe 2 😉 ) in a 24 year olds’ body, and I like it that the child in me is still alive.

3. I love it that in some matters I am more level headed and practical than my elder sister. I don’t mean to brag here but four years of hostel life and then 2 years of living independently has taught me a lot. (Dips if you are reading this, please don’t get mad )

4. Call me boastful or whatever but I love the fact that I looove to read. And like most people who say reading is their hobby, well for me it’s more like an obsession. Just give me anything to read. If I don’t have a novel handy, I will read a newspaper, RD, or even Femina , Filmfare, (and cosmopolitan too 😉 ). But I just can’t live without reading. I also cannot gel with people who say “Uhhh! Who’s gonna read such a thick book. I don’t like reading” Although this thing I don’t exactly love, since you should always try and meet different kinds of people, but since this post is about knowing me more so…..

5. I love the fact that I’m not like a lot of typical girls. What do I mean by typical? Well, the kind that always have matching sandals and handkerchiefs, and eye shadows, and stuff. I love the fact that I have more guy friends that girls, and a lot of them are of the opinion that I should have been a guy. Coz somehow guys find it unusually natural to be their natural swearing, smoking, talking about some hot chick self in front of me. 🙂 Don’t get me wrong, I love the colour pink, but I think thats about it, to the girly stuff that I have in me. (…pssst…. I got 0% in the How Girly are you quiz on Facebook 🙂 )

Phew…. This was a difficult one. It took me more time that writing a short story for Jason’s Contest.

Okay, now I guess I have to Tag some people: (Wait do I have to Tag 5 people or more, since this is about 5 things….. I told you I was an amateur still 😉 )

 I Tag:

 Aditi (I know you quite well, but still, wanna see how you write this one)

Jason (The one who comments here….. You can do it in my comment box if you don’t have a blog)

 Aniket (Want to know more about you)

 Sid (Since you comment regularly on my posts 🙂 )

 Gughanx (Want to know more about you too)

 Sameer (Since you love praising yourself, here’s one more chance 😉 )

 Caught Offside (Since I loved your latest story)

And the rest of you please feel free to do the tag in my comment box if you wish. Consider yourself tagged!!!!

This happens only in INDIA

5 Jun

Yesterday, I thought was just another mundane day. The same old job, the same people, and the same work. Little did I know I was going to be a witness to a mind numbing incident.

 I left at 5.30 from work yesterday, frustrated doing and redoing the same code a zillion times. As I was getting into my bus, I thought “Why is my life so boring, and regular? I want to do something exciting” I never thought god would fulfill my wish in such a dramatic and scary way.

Well the bus moved on as usual, and I tuned into a Radio station, with the RJ as usual bickering about unimportant stuff. The usual traffic, pollution and honking going on in the background, didn’t bother me at all. I’m seasoned to Mumbai now. Just then a shiny white car passed by and caught my attention.

“Wow” I thought, “What a Car Man!! I wish I had one, so I could turn on the AC listen to Hotel California and go home in peace without one drop of sweat on my forehead”

As I was fantasizing about my “chauffeur driven dreams” I heard a horn blazing. It was the same dream car. Only difference was the windows were rolled down, and a fat burly man was shouting something incoherent near the window that I was sitting by.

For a second I did not understand what was going on. Then the driver of our bus started shouting too. That’s when I realized both men were shouting obscenities at each other.

“Ah! Men” I said to myself. “They never leave a chance to shout and insult each other do they?”

It had so happened that at the turning the big shiny car driver had cut through the wrong side of the bus and might have lost a little bit of control as our poor unsuspecting driver could not know there was a car on the wrong side.

Now I think  a ground rule here in India is that if u have a white shiny car and a bus, it’s always the bus drivers fault. I thought it was over when both drivers were done shouting obscenities. But no, this shiny car driver almost in Hollywood style swerved his car and brought it at a halt right in front of our bus, screeching tires and all in play here.

Four huge men got down and tried to pull the driver down from the window. Suddenly one of them hit a large wooden stick at the door. The drivers head got saved. Since they could not get the driver out, all of them barged in, the one with the huge stick too. They started beating up our driver black and blue. Dragged him out of the bus and started hitting him with the stick.

Luckily the driver escaped and ran through the bushes near the road, to safety.

I was scared out of my wits and for a minute could not believe what just happened was true. It looked like a typical Bollywood scene where some goonda’s come to beat up an innocent man for no fault of his.

The only smart thing I could do was note down the license plate number of the car and gave it to the security head of our company explaining him the whole incident.

It turns out that it was the car of a politician’s PA, and that lodging a complaint would be fruitless. Luckily the head of security knows this politician personally and will go to his place today. But I don’t think anything at all will be done in this matter, after today.

So in India if you are not a politician or a part of a Bhai Gang (Which is the same anyways) you can beat up innocent people in the middle of the road, take law in your hands and manage to get away with it.

So although the physical pain will go, only thing hurt and bruised that will remain is the bus drivers’ pride and self respect.

30 Questions

2 Jun

I found this very interesting post on Preeti Shenoy’s blog and thought of putting it up here too. Well the actual reason was to make people forcefully give comments lolz.

There are no rules except if you read this you have no other option but to answer the questions, and yes be creative, honest, witty anything you like…. oh well be urself, make urself known…..

Also i’m putting up my answers here just FYI. I put it up on preeti’s blog too.

So c’mon people get to work…. and dont just read and leave coz if you visit i’m gonna know….. i have Site meter (look at the sidebar…)

Ok enough of threats….. The questions:

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

6. What are you wearing right now?

7. Do you label yourself?

8. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?

9. Bright or Dark Room?

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

11. What does your watch look like?

12. What were you doing at midnight last night?

13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

14. What’s a word that you say a lot?

15. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)

16. Last furry thing you touched?

17. Favorite age you have been so far?

18. What was the last thing you said to someone?

19.The last song you listened to?

20. Where did you live in 1987?

21. Are you jealous of anyone?

22. Is anyone jealous of you?

23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

24. What’s your favorite town/city?

25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

26. Can you change the oil on a car?

27. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

29. What is your current desktop picture?

30. Have you been burnt by love?

 

And now my answers:

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Wow the new colour of my hair really suits me 🙂

2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

Exactly Rs 247……. I counted the small change too 🙂

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

MORE

4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

Bharat Mama

5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

Californication- Red Hot Chili Peppers

6. What are you wearing right now?

Salwaar kameez……. I’m in office yaar 🙂

7. Do you label yourself?

Nah!!!

8. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?

Nike

 9. Bright or Dark Room?

Bright Room any day

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Since i got this from Preeti… I think she’s a wonderful person. 🙂

11. What does your watch look like?

A watch!!! Lolz….. Ok no seriously, its black completely, dial strap everything…..

12. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Talking to my mom about everything under d sun and sleeping in her lap after a looongggg time…… I miss her ….. sniff sniff

13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

 Hello! Your Vodafone bill of Rs 680 has been emailed to amrita.bhatia@techmahindra.com.  Only Vodafone messages me these days…. 😦

14. What’s a word that you say a lot?

Wat D F….. Yeah Right!!! Get Lost!!…. Whatever!! Kuch Bhi!! ….. Ok I can go on and on with this…. I talk a lot… 🙂

15. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)

My Best friend Aditi…

16. Last furry thing you touched?

A kitten….. She was separated from her family and hungry. Me and my friend fed her milk and kept her away from a stray dog…. 🙂

17. Favorite age you have been so far?

22….. I could kill for being 22 again

18. What was the last thing you said to someone?

What’s wrong with all the guys in the world yaar!!! They are such big Chauvinists

19.The last song you listened to?

Six feet from the Edge- Creed

20. Where did you live in 1987?

Akola my hometown…… I was two at that time…. 🙂

21. Are you jealous of anyone?

Sometimes I get jealous of my bro who gets to come home at any time of the night without even giving an explanation of where he was. But it’s all momentary.

22. Is anyone jealous of you?

Lots of people lolz…… nah!!! I don’t think anyone can ever be jealous of me…

23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

My Face wash, Wallet, and cell phone

24. What’s your favorite town/city?

Mumbai and Pune. Sorry can’t choose one

25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

A month ago……. But I won’t tell you to whom 😉

26. Can you change the oil on a car?

Yeah!!!

27. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

That he was studying medicine somewhere in Pune.

28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

Yeah my heart….. Ok that’s cheesy…… nope not right now but my head will surely hurt after the amount of work I do today…. 😉

29.What is your current desktop picture?

It’s a pic of fog in the forests of Kodaikanal….. Company wallpaper

30. Have you been burnt by love?

Not yet….. And I don’t want to either…..

Happy Answering!!!!! 🙂

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Added later:

Copy paste these questions in the comment box and give your answers after each question.( If you give only the answers with the serial numbers it wont be much fun as one has to keep scrolling up to look at the questions)